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     "Go here: http://www.bedlib.org/
At the bottom of that page go here: (If you are having trouble connecting, click here.)
Click on the Auto Repair Reference logo at the almost top
User ID: auto
Password: mobile
Select Year
Select Manufacturer
Select Model
Have fun!"

How to Make Snow Ice Cream

1. Fill a gallon size bag half full with snow or crushed ice.
2. Add about 6 tablespoons of salt to the snow or ice. Seal the bag and mix for 5 minutes. Wear gloves when you're handling the bag.
3. Use a quart size zipper-lock bag to mix the following ingredients:
   
    
   • 1/2 Cup Half & Half (or milk)
   • 1 Tablespoon Sugar
   • 1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
4. 
   Seal tightly, allowing as little air to remain in the bag as possible. Too much air left inside may force the bag open during shaking. Place this bag inside the other quart size bag, again leaving as little air inside as possible and sealing well. By 'double-bagging', the risk of salt and ice leaking into the ice cream is minimized.
5. Place the two bags inside the gallon size bag with the ice, and seal the bag. Wrap the bag in the towel or put your gloves on and shake and massage the bag, making sure the ice surrounds the cream mixture. Five to eight minutes is adequate time for the mixture to freeze into ice cream.
6. Feel the consistency of the ice cream mixture through the bag. When it feels frozen enough to eat, remove the inner bags and rinse it well with water. You don't want any salt water accidentally getting into your ice cream.
7. Pick up your spoon and eat the ice cream right out of the bag!

Funny

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed... "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."